What I Have Learned This Week – 2

So welcome to my weekly “what have I learned” segment. I reflect on the things that have happened throughout the week and see what goes.

1) Sorting out several years of stationary supplies is really fucking hard. I have three boxes so far and it is no way near a completed task 

2) I forget things super easily and whilst I don’t intend to, it makes me really shit at keeping track of time or where I am meant to be 

3) I work myself too hard at times

4) No matter how much I complain. I will STILL be locked in a museum

5) I look good in a beanie 

6) Related – taking my PreP has become a habit now which I remember in the morning. 

7) cucumber is not a vegetable – it is a fruit 

8) I still make a great stew. 
That’s it for this weeks “what I have learned” 

How Not To Blog

What makes me laugh is that there are these constant posts about “Increasing your reach” “Get the most views” and about a million other posts online about gaining your full potential.

Today I’m going to tell you how not to blog, or write or tweet or contuct yourself poorly on social media in any way. 

1) DON’T FUCKING SWEAR. Nothing screams unprofessional more than you dropping cunt in the middle of a sentence. I mean it, you will loose views cause you say “shit” “fuck” “ass” or any other pissing swear word you can think of. 

2) DON’T PUT MEMES IN YOUR POST. 

I mean, what even are memes anyway? They serve no purpose and they distract from the current economic climate we currently have. You wouldn’t catch me putting a fucking meme in any of my posts what so ever. 

3) NEVER MENTION SEX. No one wants to hear about double penetration or the messages you get online. You would never catch me doing the thing here , here or even here.

4) DON’T MENTION SURGERY. No one ever wants to here the gory details about having your chest cut open or anything that involves bodily functions. Just forget that you are even a human being, and if you ain’t able bodied, you shouldn’t fucking post. 

5) DON’T BE ANGRY. DO.NOT.BE.ANGRY. You will never see a post on here where I flipped my shit at anything what so ever. I have never built a reputation of being an ANGRY PERSON that it’s even in my tag line. DO NOT BE ANGRY.

6) BE POLITE TO ALL YOUR READERS

7) DONT MENTION THAT YOU ARE PART OF THE LGBT COMMUNITY…. EVER. IT’S BORING AND NO ONE LIKE A BORING GAY BOY. 

8) DON’T POST RANDOM PICTURES YOU LIKE FOR THE SAKE OF IT. 

It’s not a blog for you, it’s for who you write. You no longer own this shit. No matter how cute you kinda look in that picture. 

9) DON’T PUBLICLY ANNOUNCE THAT YOU LOST YOUR HAIR . No one needs to know why after seeing you with your trademark pink hair, it’s all gone. 

10) NEVER START A BLOG BECAUSE YOU NEEDED AN ALTERNATIVE TO THERAPY, GET ANGRY ONE DAY AND SUDDENLY REALISE THAT PEOPLE WERE ACTUALLY READING YOUR SHIT. 

11) NEVER ANNOUNCE YOU ARE TRANS. 

12) OR FROM A JEWISH BACKGROUND

13) NEVER DO A POST THATS AN ENTIRE LIST OF THINGS YOU SHOULDNT DO. 
Basically. Do what ever you fucking well want. Write what you want to write, do what you want to do, fuck who you want to fuck (LEGALLY) and most importantly have fun.

Erasing Five Things

Today’s thing is to list off 5 things I would want erased from life. 

1) world debt. Everyone goes back to zero again

2) physical pain. Yeah cause no one wants to feel pain.

 I don’t have anything else I would want erased because everything bad has been a huge learning curve for me. 

Sorry. Turns out I can’t really do this one, as I don’t have anything I want to get rid of.

Ten things I’m thankful for 5 – holiday edition

Well its been a pretty eventful week this week, if you have kept up with my posts, but if not have no fear, I will catch you up now with my 10 things I’m thankful for.

1. Blogging awards. Eeeeeep I got one this week and I’m so thankful to the wonderful person who nominated me for it. I really appreciate it.
2. Being with the family. Honestly I have needed the fucking space to sit and chill without massive drama, and I am seriously thankful for that.
3. Craft equipment. I shall post up some of my greetings cards I have made the past couple of weeks. I have found making them quite therapeutic.
4. Scotland. Its actually pretty amazing and there are some fantastic views almost everywhere you go.

5.  My friends. I love them all so much, and they have been amazing to me the past few weeks.
6. Animals. Again, its been wonderful to spend time getting cuddles from the dog, playing with the owls and seeing the horses.
7. The people who have been Sharing, commenting and liking my posts. Thank you for doing that, I appreciate all the support.
8. My beautiful wonderful partners. They are just amazing ❤
9. Having a phone with a camera. I get to take pictures, where ever I am. And I think that's pretty awesome.
10. Blog links. Because I get to see lots of other wonderful blogs

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Ten things I’m thankful for – 4

This fortnight I’m up at my mums and my blogging will be possibly sporadic and infrequent. However I’m going to try and fit in the 10 things I’m thankful for this week. Remember, the best way to move forward, is to appreciate what has already happened. So without any more hesitation, I shall start

1) Music.  Its an amazing way to escape from a shitty situation without going too far. There are millions of styles and artists out there and they all tell different stories.

2) Facebook groups. Without some of these groups I wouldn’t have seen a lot of content I adore , as well as finding some new viewers to my blog. Hello new followers.

3) P0j0. I think this is the second time you have made it into my top ten, but I couldn’t not put you in it after the whole roast dinner / roasting fiasco. Thank you for making me properly laugh for the first time in a few weeks. For the record , roast dinners are bae.

4) Alfredo. Thank you for proving that roasted foods are utterly amazing, by sending pictures of food porn. Also your majestic beard makes me happy every time I see it dude.

5) Mumma. Aka – The birthing Ship. You pushed out three kids and all of them are fucking insane. Statistically that is some pretty good odds, but you haven’t had it easy with us all. Thank you for being there for us, and the animals we have acuminated over the years.

6) Kai and Steph. Yet again they have been amazing rocks in my life. I know that things are shitty for both of them right now, but I love them both so dearly.

7) My phone. Again, this helps me communicate with the outside world so much easier. And I can do my blog posts with ease.

8) Comedy shows. I have needed a laugh recently and they have helped some what. Thank you comedy writers for not making me feel sad.

9) Friends. Again, thank you to everyone that has been so supportive recently. I know I’m not the greatest person to put up with at times, and I can be frustrating, and I’m sorry for that. 

10) Animals. They are probably the best things to be around when you are sad. Be it, feathery, furry or scaly. I love them.

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10 things I’m thankful for

This is the first post in the weekend series of Ten things I’m Thankful of. If you take part in this, please let us know. I would love to see your things that you are thankful of.

1. Hormones (the injectable kind). Its nearly 2 years since I have started taking T, and honestly the physical changes that it has caused has helped me so much
2. Family – Recently things have been really shitty for myself and the rest of the Austen clan. But we are still always around for each other, regardless of distance. I appreciate every one of the family, and I am so grateful for everything they have done for me.
3.  FTMB committee members – I ❤ you guys so fucking much. Really, you have been so supportive the past few months and I really am so happy for that
4. Vince and Steph- You have made Kai happy, and that makes me happy. And Steph you have been amazing with me and I get that I  frustrating right now, but I don't intend to be
5. Kai – as frustrating as you are, you have been such a rock and I love you so much ❤
6. The Xbox 360 – you have distracted me from my feelings with diablo, and that really helps right now
7. Admin in Facebook groups – you have put up with me moaning for the past few months and you have listened to me (especially thank you to P0j0, you have felt with a huge chunk of it, and I hope your meet-up goes amazingly)
8. The internet – you have distracted me from thoughts also, and that's been so helpful.
9. My cats – you have been keeping me in a routine that I have needed to keep to, and you give me great cat cuddles
10. My friends. Both in real life and online, I love all you guys so much