
Last year I wrote a blog post (More porn please, we’re British) about how the porn laws would be coming into place. The laws were at the time about films made in the UK and Europien/Worldwide films wouldn’t be affected by the chance.
WRONG!!!
Our wonderful WONDERFUL government is now finalising the bill to ban certain porn that is filmed between CONSENTING ADULTS.
The porn bans include
Fisting – A 4 finger rule will be in place. More than 4 in one hole and its banned.
Face sitting , specifically riding someone’s face – Apparently its because you are endangering the lives of someone by getting eaten out.
Female empowerment – most fem dom porn is to be banned as it poses a risk to children by showing them dangerous sex. WHY ARE YOU EVEN LETTING CHILDREN WATCH PORN IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
Squirting – You know what, most porn that involves vagina owners getting pleased is dangerous, so this needs to go to
Sex whilst on a period or involving ANY BODY FLUID- because it is a danger to the person having sex
BASICALLY BY THE NEW YEAR, YOU WILL ONLY BE ABLE TO WARCH HETRO MISSIONARY SEX AND THATS IT.
Whilst this is going on. The Snoopers charter is being signed. This gives government the right to check every site you are looking at, at all times. They will also be blocking sites that have sex or discussions of sex which they deem as “dangerous” even though its all consenting adults.
BDSM videos are also planned to be pulled from sex shops too… Even though they are videos done by consenting adults and none of the acts shown are illegal.
Turns out being kinky is being banned in the UK, I don’t know what sort of world we live in right now, but its really shitty to be in this situation. Let’s prey all of this gets dropped and we can go back to normality.
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