Favourite Birthday

First day of this and after numbering all the ideas and throwing them into a number generator, we have number 39 which is “favourite birthday”.

This probably has to be my 16th birthday where we all went to Chessinton world of adventures and I was able to bring a friend with me. The day was really hot and so much fun. 

Things I learned that day. One I really didn’t like the samurai ride. Going G force 10 is something no person should ever experience unless they are going out of space. It hurts and its not that pleasent. 

Never wear all black in the hottest spring on record. This made me have to buy a ramasies revenge tank top which brings me to my next point. 

Don’t wear a tank top going on rides that will put your boobs put of place. My tits fell out of my top at 100 foot in the air. Luckily they got thrown back in my top going round again, but when you are strapped in, there isn’t much you can do about it.

Finally I learned nearly 13 years later never to trust my mum. Some fucker had told chessington that it was my birthday so we had to deal with ramasies revenge backwards (just after my tits had fallen out) and I HATE BACKWARDS RIDES. For years my mum had blamed it on my friend only to tell me a couple of years ago that it was her. Cheers fam.

Ten things I’m thankful for – 16

I’m jumping straight into this one today.  You will understand when I get there.

1) Thank you to everyone who has wished me happy birthday today, I appreciate it

2) Thank you to my family for having me with them. I love spending time with them, and I miss them already

3) Thank you for Steph and Kai for just being them

4) Thank you to the witnesses for making my A-Z challenge easier then what of should be, but I hate you all for asking my mum sexual questions.

5) Thank you Daisy and Cleo for tomorrow. I’m looking forward to going to the zoo.

6) Thank you to everyone who has followed me the past few weeks because of the A-Z challenge and thank you for your kind words.

7) Thank you Charlie, Lee and the everyone who came to the training we went to. It was amazing

8) Thank you to everyone who wished we well

9) Thank you to the taxi driver who got me to the hospital really quickly, and sounding just like John Hurt.

10) Thank you to the staff at the hospital for treating me so quickly. I’m alive. Its an infection that I have, and I’m on rest bite. So help me I’m going to the zoo tomorrow, but I’m taking it easy.

Ten Photos I Love

All of these photos have been taken by myself or Kai. To find them and others, please go to our instagram pages.

This was at about 9pm on the beach at Brighton during the summer time. I don’t think the sun set till about 1am that day.

This dog is called Candy. She is a total softy, and my mums dog. When she wants attention, or whatever you are eating, she gives you this adorable look that you end up giving into

This is St Peters church in Brighton. During this time. I was on a bus at the time, and decided to take a picture of the area. For a late winter day it was surprisingly warm.

Behold the eldest of my two fur children, Bebo. This is how he looks at most human beings. I think he’s planning to take over the world, one treat at a time

This is Kai just after his chest surgery. It was a huge day for him, so I tried to document it as much as I could. There have been other photos of his recovery, but this is my favourite.

This is at Rik Mayall’s memorial site. I am so glad that I had the opportunity to visit such a wonderful place. He was an inspiration for me when I was younger and was so shocked when he died.

This was my 28th birthday at Drusilla’s with some of my favourite people in the world. It was an amazing day, and I loved being able to feed the birds.

In January my mum had got us tickets to see Korn and Slipknot in Glasgow. Honestly it was one of the most amazing evenings I have ever had.

One of the very few photos I have if Bebo and Teto together. They are my adorable babies. Normally Teto doesn’t look this frustrated, but I think he had enough of Bebo that day.

This is my face. On the town hall, several metres high. This was to show off the faces of the trans community, for trans pride. It was an amazing event this year, and the whole team should be proud of themselves.

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