Today’s post is about advice your parents give you. So I messaged my mum and asked her to give me life advice for this post.
The only things she wanted to give advice for was this
My greatest accomplishment for me has to be when I spoke to over 4000 people at Trans pride earlier this year.
I hate public speaking at the best of times, and with my torettes and stutter it’s a killer to hold a conversation with me normally without people thinking I’m high or weird all the time anyway.
But I managed it, and I’m so proud of my self
Today’s challenge is about talking about why I think that weed should be legal everywhere.
Firstly it’s a goddamn plant. It can grow everywhere. Like literally everywhere. Secondly it can be used for more than just getting high from. Thirdly, you can get high from it and the worst case sinareo is that you are going to get the munchies and sleep.
Also let’s not forget its probably the only working pain killer that isn’t addictive, it has healing qualities and if it was legal then it could be taxed and an actual money source that could be injected into our economy. Hell we grow enough in the UK that we now export it, why don’t we not just do that on a larger, much more legal scale.
Today’s post is about the ideal way to propose to your partner. Now fuck knows why I have been given this one to do but I shall try and give it a go.
Just do what ever makes you feel comfortable. Some people like romance and a huge display, some people just like intimate events. Research what your partner actually prefers before you go whole hog on the situation. You don’t want to embarrase them, if they like it quiet and you don’t want it to be anti climatic if they love grand gestures.
The price of the ring shouldn’t be the main thing. However choose one that they would actually like. It’s something they will be owning for a long time.
Finally practice what you are going to say. Try not to stumble on your words, and remember to relax
Good luck
Today I have been told to write my own eulogy. Since this is a pretty weird one, I’m still going to try it, but I don’t know how this will pan out.
Tyler was always a special person. Not special in the fact they were kind or smart, but special in the type of way that they called everyone a cunt and never knew how much rice was enough to cook.
He dedicated a lot of his time to helping people. Even when it took a lot out of him. He was a generous lover, and had many partners. He helped create a better service for trans people and helped with lgbt people get into services they needed to go to to get support.
They will be missed. Not just for the good he did, but how he enjoyed swearing at people. Whether it was accidental or not. Let’s remember Tyler for who they were and not just the person people thought they were.
OK, so as you know by now I have the daily challenge of writing whatever topic I have been given. Today’s topic is rectum stuffing for beginners.
I assume this is about how to try and have toys in your butt. So I will give the advice I can give.
Start off small. Don’t get the huge butt plugs to start off with. Get the little ones. Make sure you are relaxed, maybe a glass of wine or a spilff maybe. USE LUBE. Plenty of lube. And insert it slowly. If it hurts stop and use something smaller. After a while if you like it, you can go on to bigger toys and maybe anal sex.
Tune in tomorrow for the next daily
Quick one today, as this follows on from my next blog post.
My favourite memory as of right now was seeing my surgeon yesterday and how excited she was to see me and tell me my good news. Honestly I’m so pumped and its the greatest thing that’s happened in a very very long time.
Today’s post is about the first human death I saw. This post does talk about death and seeing someone who has died, so if this a sensitive topic, you might not want to read this.
The first human death I saw was my grandmothers death. It was weird because I was woken up to her screaming in the early hours of the morning we were told she had died just a couple of hours after that.
We got to see her before her cremation and she looked so peaceful, as if she was 30 years younger and asleep. She didn’t look old, or have ant stress on her.
She was cremated 2 weeks after she passed and it was a very quiet service in a small towns crematorium. My sister put flowers on her coffin and it was a very sad occasion.
Thank you for reading today’s challenge post
Today’s challenge is list of uses of a cactus
1) probably cactus juice is used for some form of beauty cream
2) eating. Some cactus is probably quite tasty. Especially fried.
3) eating. Some makes you hallucinate. That would be pretty fun. One of my ex partners did it and they were off their box thinking fire trucks were disco lights.
4) defence. You could probably build a wall that no one would like to climb
5) decoration. Some look pretty.
6) something to look after. They take hard work to grow, its a challenge.
Those are all the things I can think of about cactus.
Today’s thing is to list off 5 things I would want erased from life.
1) world debt. Everyone goes back to zero again
2) physical pain. Yeah cause no one wants to feel pain.
I don’t have anything else I would want erased because everything bad has been a huge learning curve for me.
Sorry. Turns out I can’t really do this one, as I don’t have anything I want to get rid of.
Tyler Charles Austen 