First day of this and after numbering all the ideas and throwing them into a number generator, we have number 39 which is “favourite birthday”.
This probably has to be my 16th birthday where we all went to Chessinton world of adventures and I was able to bring a friend with me. The day was really hot and so much fun.
Things I learned that day. One I really didn’t like the samurai ride. Going G force 10 is something no person should ever experience unless they are going out of space. It hurts and its not that pleasent.
Never wear all black in the hottest spring on record. This made me have to buy a ramasies revenge tank top which brings me to my next point.
Don’t wear a tank top going on rides that will put your boobs put of place. My tits fell out of my top at 100 foot in the air. Luckily they got thrown back in my top going round again, but when you are strapped in, there isn’t much you can do about it.
Finally I learned nearly 13 years later never to trust my mum. Some fucker had told chessington that it was my birthday so we had to deal with ramasies revenge backwards (just after my tits had fallen out) and I HATE BACKWARDS RIDES. For years my mum had blamed it on my friend only to tell me a couple of years ago that it was her. Cheers fam.