100 things to do before I die

Today is 100 things to do before I die. I don’t think I’m going to make it to 100 so this will be a fail but let’s see how I get on

1. Feed and pet an otter
2. Get on a airplane
3. Go to america
4. See Josh
5. See and do Freddie
6. Fly to Australia
7. See Jamie and do Jamie.
8. Go to Amsterdam
9. Get stoned in Amsterdam
10. Go and see a sex show in Amsterdam
11. Go to the North pole
12. Stoke a polar bear
13. Swim with sharks
14. Go diving for treasure
15. Visit a coral reef
16. Live to 40
17. Live to 50
18. Live to 60
19. Have a bar brawl
20. Go to download festival
21. Say hi to Corey Taylor
22. Have a princess party
23. Finish my tattoos
24. Have glow in the dark hair
25. Have top surgery
26. Have a hystoectomy
27. Publish a book
28. Become debt free
29. Own a house
30. Own a swimming pool
31. Own a swimming pool with ducks living in it.
32. Get family tattoos
33. Design clothes that actually fit
34. Have a gallery space just for my own work

That’s all I can think of. This post is a fail but I did give it a good go.